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  • *Hears noises at night*:

    Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*:

    I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on

  • *Heart is beating fast*:

    I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

  • *A cop walks by*:

    Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

  • *Taking a test*:

    Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school

  • *Gets a sunburn*:

    Skin cancer

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